the priest plays sports

im getting fashion advice

                                   from the priest

bugs terminated that

                                use to crawl over me

my friends are sickened

                          by the feast

laid out over a carpet

                                 good enough to eat

hitch a ride on the butler’s lapels, takes me in

                 to the kitchen

   to watch the steam

                                    rise out of the window

hold on stand down

                                            catch the                      ball

and then release 

                                because sports are for

suckers who don’t

                            understand it’s a disease

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