Stats on the Syllabus

I know where I am

                 Coz I’m keeping a track of myself

[@ the mo I’m over the ocean winging my way to Canada]

Werner didn’t mean to start this battle

             But he’ll be damned if he loses to you

                                      —

I jus’ didnt want to be left on the shelf

           Tho’-gawd lord – I shouldn’t’ve written a list of my best of the year

[I argue the Den is the best place to hide—it’s @ #3]

                                      —

My shadow self jus’ making sure art survives the war(s)

                                          Gnome’s Warts and all

All these thoughts be not your beeswax

           Collected together they make a

                                         handsome omnibus

                                     —

GEE(dot). seyz hair dye like crack

                          Me luv her but I gotta stop dancin’

               to her latest track

        It’s in me head part of me mind

                             Swirling around all the fuckin’ time

                                      —

‘Bell Ringing Ain’t Fun’ If youre not a sex swinger

               College starts and wearin’ my blazer proud

                     But the slip-on shoes are probably

                           One step forward (two steps back) too much